May 2012
18 posts
popculturebrain:
ICYMI: SNL’s Emotional Goodbye Tribute to Kristen Wiig
Cried.
I placed so much stock in Edwards’ health plan because I am unable to shake the...
– Rob Delaney
Fuckin’ preach.
I have nothing now but praise for my life. I’m not unhappy. I cry a lot because...
– Maurice Sendak on Fresh Air in 2011. [all interviews with Sendak here] (via nprfreshair)
I was doing okay this morning, and then this made me cry.
On Junior Seau
I feel compelled to say something about the death of Junior Seau, and I’m not sure why. It’s been on my mind since I heard the news, and I tend to write my way through things like that, but when it comes right down to it, I don’t know what to say.
Junior Seau was a professional football player for almost 20 years, falling squarely in the middle of my life. He didn’t play...
April 2012
18 posts
The sunlight is incredible outside, today. People who don’t live in Northern California never really believe me when I tell them that good weather is far less common than not-good weather. Which is not to say that we have much in the way of “bad” weather, just that the climate doesn’t suit me much and people who are from where I am from would feel similarly if they lived...
If the Giants would have lost tonight, it still would have been remembered as...
– McCovey Chronicles, obviously.
It's pretty much like this every day.
Jeff: Goats
me: man.
Jeff: Goats
me: WHAT
Jeff: Goats!
me: oh, GOATS.
Jeff: http://www.cuesa.org/events/2012/goat-festival
me: Goats!
Jeff: (And the Monk's Kettle guy)
me: yeah, I wonder what he's going to demo
Jeff: Goat?
emrgency:
while i know you’d much rather watch the prometheus trailer again, this is mine for the conference that is TWO WEEKS AWAY! if you are in new york city may 2 at 3.15pm, i recommend registering to see me elaborate on what i’m talking about in this video. the rest of my illustrious class can be viewed here.
GET IT, GIRL.
New Yorkers, I’m not kidding, here. If you happen to be...
I don’t tend to do link roundups; I’m not very good at them. I don’t keep up with my RSS reader and if I’ve seen something on Twitter, I just assume the rest of you have as well. I’m also not very focused; a piece of information I’m sure will surprise all of you. And I figure I don’t know how to write a link roundup because there is not a single other...
When those people who I stupidly accepted as “friends” on Facebook or who follow...
– Lady Comic Problems: I’m Not On My Period, Your Joke’s Just Not Funny | xoJane
I’ll figure out how to write about it for real someday, but I love this article. I don’t find the parts about downing Whitney and Chelsea to be all that helpful, because it seems to me that in a...
I never could understand why they didn’t believe in family planning and...
– Daily Kos: Nancy Pelosi on Republicans and family planning
Nancy, you little scamp.
March 2012
13 posts
Forever and always.
Shit I have to do in the next three days:
Three very important meetings with three separate companies
Bust out baller storyboards for a brand new super awesome client
Clean my apartment because I’m going to be gone from it for 10 days and also that St. Patrick’s Day party wrecked this place
Send all my tax information to my accountant, six weeks late
Go pick up packages at the...
A summary of Jen & my friendship:
backdoorstepdown:
@jrizzo: …Allow me to expand that thought. @mcclure_sf: I’d rather you didn’t. @jrizzo: Too bad!
In one week, we will be on a plane to Portland. ONE WEEK.
Five short stories about spiders which are not...
One
1995, at some sort of church camp. Which is weird, because I don’t remember which one of my parents encouraged me to go and I certainly can’t figure out why any of them would have encouraged me to go. I don’t remember who I was with or where it was or how long I was there, but I went. The boy I liked barely gave me the time of day, but I was completely in ten-year-old...
What he failed to recognize — that any sane human being would — is that a...
– The writer of ‘Sh*t My Dad Says’ on why your team doesn’t give a damn about you - Grantland
This article decimated me a little, for a lot of reasons.
One, a good friend happens to be the same age as the writer of that article, is a Chargers fan, and I’ve heard his...
I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the...
– President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)
Mariners World Series 2012: Padres forget to go... →
marinersworldseries2012:
Dustin Ackley and Brandan Ryan hit 1/2 homers to start the start of the game and then Ackley hit a 3/4 bomb and their DHs because they had bad defense today and through balls everywhere 3 times but Ryan is one of the Mariners who isn’t a DH like Chone Figgins but he is the Mariners Defender.
But…
Two things.
One, YOU GUYS, BASEBALL SEASON IS COMING. Like, IT IS...
god, i'm in bad shape right now: Bad I Am: The... →
godiminbadshaperightnow:
One of the funniest burns I’ve ever experienced happened after the 2010 NBA Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. For those that don’t know or don’t care, the Boston Celtics defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers and LeBron James pulled off his Cavs jersey in a seemingly prophetic statement about…
You guys, I am allowing a photo of LeBron James to be on this tumblr for one...
February 2012
4 posts