March 2012
13 posts
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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Forever and always.
Shit I have to do in the next three days: Three very important meetings with three separate companies Bust out baller storyboards for a brand new super awesome client Clean my apartment because I’m going to be gone from it for 10 days and also that St. Patrick’s Day party wrecked this place Send all my tax information to my accountant, six weeks late Go pick up packages at the...
Mar 20th
Mar 17th
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A summary of Jen & my friendship:
backdoorstepdown: @jrizzo: …Allow me to expand that thought. @mcclure_sf: I’d rather you didn’t. @jrizzo: Too bad! In one week, we will be on a plane to Portland. ONE WEEK.
Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
Mar 15th
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Mar 13th
Five short stories about spiders which are not...
One 1995, at some sort of church camp. Which is weird, because I don’t remember which one of my parents encouraged me to go and I certainly can’t figure out why any of them would have encouraged me to go. I don’t remember who I was with or where it was or how long I was there, but I went. The boy I liked barely gave me the time of day, but I was completely in ten-year-old...
Mar 13th
“What he failed to recognize — that any sane human being would — is that a...”
– The writer of ‘Sh*t My Dad Says’ on why your team doesn’t give a damn about you - Grantland This article decimated me a little, for a lot of reasons. One, a good friend happens to be the same age as the writer of that article, is a Chargers fan, and I’ve heard his...
Mar 7th
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“I don’t know what’s in Rush Limbaugh’s heart so I’m not going to comment on the...”
– President Obama, commenting on the Rush Limbaugh controversy in today’s press conference. (via dcdecoder)
Mar 7th
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Mariners World Series 2012: Padres forget to go... →
marinersworldseries2012: Dustin Ackley and Brandan Ryan hit 1/2 homers to start the start of the game and then Ackley hit a 3/4 bomb and their DHs because they had bad defense today and through balls everywhere 3 times but Ryan is one of the Mariners who isn’t a DH like Chone Figgins but he is the Mariners Defender. But… Two things. One, YOU GUYS, BASEBALL SEASON IS COMING. Like, IT IS...
Mar 6th
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god, i'm in bad shape right now: Bad I Am: The... →
godiminbadshaperightnow: One of the funniest burns I’ve ever experienced happened after the 2010 NBA Eastern Conference Semi-Finals. For those that don’t know or don’t care, the Boston Celtics defeated the Cleveland Cavaliers and LeBron James pulled off his Cavs jersey in a seemingly prophetic statement about… You guys, I am allowing a photo of LeBron James to be on this tumblr for one...
Mar 4th
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